How much money would someone have to pay you to cut off your dick?

[NES]

Does your cock have a price tag?

 

[shdw01]

can i reattach that thing or am I sexually dead?

if there is a 50%+ chance of cock revival....there is a price....why else do I have 8,000+ posts at a gambling forum?

 

[NES]

50% chance

 

[NES]

LMAO you are a sick fucker

 

[Jack Herer]

PBR will take whatever you guys are willing to offer him. He has no use for it anyway.

 

[shdw01]

50% chance...not bad....no vig too.

I masturbate a shitload so it would have to be in the millions....

 

[NES]

Im thinking atleast 5 million, when I turn 40 I would do it for 3.5 and when I turn 50 I would probably do it for a gram of hydro since I will probably be all fucked out by then anyways.

 

[PBR]

PBR will take whatever you guys are willing to offer him. He has no use for it anyway.

But you would, wouldn't you Jackie?

 

[Jack Herer]

But you would, wouldn't you Jackie?

Yes, I would invite PO over for dinner and offer him a mini bratwurst as an appetizer.

 

[steaktartar]

im leaving mine to science

 

[Jack Herer]

im leaving mine to science

Yeah, they'll need an entire crew of scientists to find it.

 

[steaktartar]

Yeah, they'll need an entire crew of scientists to find it.

wow didnt see that coming......that was funny and fresh too......couldnt spotted that retort in a million years nope never........that was so clever

 

[PBR]

Jacks donating his to science also...some young lady will no doubt need it for a clit transplant one day.

 

[Jack Herer]

Jacks donating his to science also...some young lady will no doubt need it for a clit transplant one day.

Yeah, a clit you can't wait to choke on... you cock gobbler.

 

[PBR]

:lol:

 

[FuriousDrew]

You know even if you did get some ridiculous sum of money for it and get it cut off....life is a bitch and suddenly there would be 5 hot girls wanting to sleep with you for no reason whatsoever.

 

[Hookandcrook+]

You losers would blow all the money gambling and then be broke and dick less. Then what are you going to sell?

 

[NES]

Ha ha ha, I wouldnt but I bet Teddy and the other 94.89% of the incoherent fucktards on this board would.